Thursday, March 31, 2016

Having your cake and eating it - Just desserts

There is a new bakery opening in town this week, where you can sample all, including the fruits of your labour. You will be able to build your own cake favourite from the selection of different ingredients on offer. Do you want jam with it? Sprinkle over some gold dust or sparkly diamonds on the designer icing. Chocolate or sour plum or plain sponge? What or who is flavour of the month? There is even a Halloween design with lots of little skeletons hanging in the cupboard. Or you can get your own slice of the pie. Great served with really expensive French Champagne. We hear the Imi Peachment pie is all the rage. All you have to do is submit a tender offer and it’s yours. It is going to be in April Street in Town and is called Gupthazum, opening for offers tomorrow. We were asked to promote it, for which we will be rewarded. There are lots of fruit cakes on offer in the Cabinet too. And, of course, if you don't like what you have been sold, they will pay back the money. To mix metaphors: A mess of pottage is often served cold. Happy April 1st.
© John & Lynne Ford, Adamastor & Bacchus
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