There is a new bakery opening in town this
week, where you can sample all, including the fruits of your labour. You will
be able to build your own cake favourite from the selection of different
ingredients on offer. Do you want jam with it? Sprinkle over some gold dust or
sparkly diamonds on the designer icing. Chocolate or sour plum or plain sponge?
What or who is flavour of the month? There is even a Halloween design with lots
of little skeletons hanging in the cupboard. Or you can get your own slice of
the pie. Great served with really expensive French Champagne. We hear the Imi Peachment
pie is all the rage. All you have to do is submit a tender offer and it’s yours.
It is going to be in April Street in Town and is called Gupthazum, opening for
offers tomorrow. We were asked to promote it, for which we will be rewarded. There
are lots of fruit cakes on offer in the Cabinet too. And, of course, if you
don't like what you have been sold, they will pay back the money. To mix
metaphors: A mess of pottage is often served cold. Happy April 1st.
© John & Lynne Ford, Adamastor & Bacchus
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